While watching the Premier League this year, two of my friends (Steven Bradshaw and Paul Child) came up with a great game. Basically, you substitute a footballer’s name into a movie title and make it as funny as possible. It’s called Filmballers.
I’m nowhere near as good at this game as those guys (my football knowledge lets me down). The best I could muster were lines like Suarezevoir Dogs, or The Big Lewandowski (terrible). Our WhatsApp thread contained some absolute corkers though, and failing to make much of an impact, Steve suggested a fantastic way for me to contribute.
So I present below, 20 of our greatest Filmballer lines (mainly from Steve and Paul), mocked up in Photoshop as posters by yours truly. Plus, I made a little time-lapse video of the making of ‘Brave Hart’. Enjoy!